And then there were four: Max, Roxy, Jim Jam and Dr. Bones. On the outside, four noble dogs. In here, the four best poker playing dogs in the world.
Hey everybody, welcome to the 2012 Canine World Series of Poker. I'm Gary Andrews. And I'm Lou Roberts, and we have a tremendous event here for you today: Four of the titans of the canine poker circuit casinoslots nz. Let's get right to it. The first hand is out, let's go to the Cardcam to take a quick look. Max starting off with pocket Jacks. Strong hand, Lou. Indeed. And then an interesting move by all the players to not look at their cards. Ooh, check out Roxy -- she's hopped off her chair and is now getting a drink from one of the complementary bowls. Roxy's been going to that red bowl an awful lot. What do you think's in there? Roxy has a deal with Cristal. She drinks it and they give it to her for free. Too rich for my blood, but boy can Roxy slurp that stuff down. It's quite a deal. How does that benefit them? And we're waiting for Jim-Jam to make the first bet. But I tell you what, he seems to be in no rush, smelling things -- is that a tactic that's common practice, Lou? Well, it can be. Getting your opponent to look at you smelling things often will get them off their own cards and their own game. Or he could just be interested in the smells of things. He is a dog. I've been there. What? How's Dr. Bones' hand looking? Whoa, things are not looking good for the good doctor, Lou. We're not getting a lot of game moves out there, but we are getting a lot of panting, drooling and the occasional barking. To be fair, that barking was in regards to a loud motorcycle that drove by earlier. It deserved it. Um hmm. Max, I'll tell you what, he maybe short on skill, but he is a good dog. Oh, look at him there now. He either wants a new card or perhaps a treat. Either way, give it to him! Right. Look at him laying down. Whoa, and there he pops up. Just when you think you know what he's gonna do, he surprises you. A sign of a good poker player. Um hmm, and a good woman. Ooh. He's jumping up, putting his paws on the table. There's someone who's very invested in the flop. He needs a good card and he knows it. Give me that flop card.
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